Here's a collection of various 'Hate' mail I've recieved over the years. Come on, be creative!
terry at terrypaton dot com
July 18, 2009
From: harryhoudini65@yahoo.com
Date: 18 July 2009
what the frick with thoughs fricking t-shirts “the funny thing about this shirt…”, “i am better then you”? and you think you’re so cool because you have a website well can you stare at a blank computer and type a book (look for swingblade plus can you tell everyone that comes to your website to look for that book but i’ll tell you when to do that) can you type a frick 200 page book but if your are the arthur of eragon then dang but i don’t think we have to worry about that do we?
July 12, 2009
From: gamerguy99
Date: 11 July 2009
Subject: F U
GFUM STINKIN NOOB UR GAMES ARE CRAP!
May 25, 2009
From: ChaosDragon522
Date: 14/07/2005 12:08 PM
Ur website fuckin sucks. Ur games are gay except blasterball, but it runs to slow when you download it off your computer!! Go to hell
May 24, 2009
From: Cardyterry
Date: 3/04/2006 10:32 PM
i hate u …
fuck off u wanker …
fuck off and leave me alone u bastered
May 23, 2009
From: crazy54923
Date: 16/10/2005 7:58 AM
your stupid ass fuckin game does not work when u get to level 11
May 22, 2009
From: Tylergl
Date: 28/09/2005 10:08 AM
i hate ur game bitch
May 21, 2009
From: sarahm0694
Date: 14/12/2005 9:11 AM
well why does it say ass that is a bad word to let other people see
May 20, 2009
From: sarahm0694
Date: 13/12/2005 10:42 AM
hey why did u make a web site that is a bad web site? well if u are mad at other people because they don’t like your web site.well gust of the other people that like your web site like me.
May 19, 2009
From: rainora10
Date: 7/1/2006 2:38 PM
just let us play the game you fuck up
May 18, 2009
Subject: bucket licensing
From: ihateterrypaton@yahoo.com
Date: 13/1/2006 9:03 PM
Hey terry its me again! Long time no talk to. Yea sorry i havent been keeping in touch lately but i sort of took a terry hating holiday. Took the whole terry hating family on a nice long vacation. It really was great, maybe ill send you the pictures. I’m back though and better than ever however. I was recently checking my I Hate Terry E-mail and i happened to stumble across a lovely little e-mail from one of your beloved followers.
” HEY U WHO MADE THIS ACCOUNT U DONT REALIZE GOOD GANMES AND DONT APPRECIATE TERY”
Yes well terry i know what your thinking, the apple truly does not fall far from the tree. Oh how i delighted tearing this guy a new one. Well anyway i will leave you an exerpt from my reply. I hope to hear from you soon.
yours truly
I Hate Terry Paton
…
Well it took me months to come up with a response to suc! h a convincing argument.
” HEY U WHO MADE THIS ACCOUNT U DONT REALIZE GOOD GANMES AND DONT APPRECIATE TERY”
Ah yes just go ahead and savor that quote. Dont you realize that every day you waking up in the morning and living your life is just giving more validation to my cause. Terry Paton is a complete idiot and his games are so moronic that a spawn of “super retards” is developing because of it. Congratulations you are the king of the “super retards.” Knowing full well that people of your kind are simply too stupid to use protection and stop the ignorance from spreading across the entire planet will be unsettling enough to not allow a good nights sleep for years to come. So maybe really this letter should be congratulatory! You set out to make me feel upset and that is truly what i am feeling right now. Not really for myself however but more so for human kind. Well it looks like i made my point.! Really though you sort of made my point for me. Thanks dip shit!
Yours Truly
I hate Terry Paton
P.S. Boy you sure did take a page from terrys book on spelling. My parting advice for you is to go back to school and stop playing those shitty games.
